margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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