Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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