It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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