I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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