When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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