I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It's shark week go big or go home
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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