I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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