we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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