Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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