I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she looked like the before picture.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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