last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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