It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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