physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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