Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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