yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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