with your own penis?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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