wat bout pragnant strippers??
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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