thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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