no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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