I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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