So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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