So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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