your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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