Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
dude. I can hear the air.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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