what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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