what day is it and did you see me today?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
