I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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