Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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