the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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