she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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