When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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