I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Randomize
