is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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