Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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