Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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