So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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