I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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