I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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