Yo dont text me then not text me
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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