If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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