Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
