p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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