Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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