the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Alive.
So much puke
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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