I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
only if we run a train.
done.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
