Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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