come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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