you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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