Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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