so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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